May 2013
90% of the ocean is undiscovered and you’re telling me mermaids dont exist
allmymetaphors:
if you think that i won’t listen to the same song 400 times in a row you are dead wrong
2isfor2ba:
*walks in graduation wearing my marching uniform*
rampaigehalseyface:
seababe:
You really only understand how drunk you are when you’re peeing
shotawars:
shotawars:
some guy just called my number thinking i was a male prostitute, and he started talking to me about how much he could pay me so i pulled up gunshot noises on my computer and started screaming and he panicked and hung up
911 jUST FFUCKING CALLLLED ME IA AMC LAUGHHING SO HARD I TOLD THEM THE SITUEATION AND I’M STULL FUCMKING LAUGHING BECUASE NO W HTE’YRE TRACING THE GUY...
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psychoticpingouins:
48 years ago a girl said “oh fuck me” to her best friend while walking in the street, a guy who randomly passed by answered by “let me at least buy you dinner first”. I present to you my grandparents, in love since then and celebrating their 47 years of marriage today.
i-o-u-a-fall:
chroniclesofpanem:
tunadeluna:
ninejuanjuan:
bromofasho:
nigga-chan:
nicoosuxx:
Remember when they were going to censor the internet?
Remember when people cared about Kony?
Remember when people did the cinnamon challenge?
Remember when everyone played Temple Run?
Remember the Alamo?
Remember the Titans?
remember who you are
wizardsandhijack:
hospitalf0rsouls:
Omfg so if Mary had baby Jesus, and baby Jesus was the Lamb of God…
did Mary have a little lamb?
you broke the world
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Sometimes I get in this state of pure bliss and a tremendous feeling of unconditional love. I kind of just want to stay there for as long as I can, even though I know life has a way of taking things away from you any way possible. But for now, at least for now, this is how I want to feel, like nothing else matters but this time, right now.
